August 2011
64 posts
.death to over-quoted phrases.
July 2011
54 posts
“Is this a chart for guitar chords?”
– Man holding an Ukulele Chord Chart.
Too much goddamn pressure to present your whole...
Random Thought
One night, in a heavy mix of alcohol and marijuana, I envisioned my sexual escapade with this girl like she was an instrument. She was a guitar. And I just kept playing better and better. Even though I knew there was a naked, warm, inviting body underneath mine, I just kept thinking about the next verse. The next chorus. The next bridge. I kept dismantling her in my head, then letting my hands...
You got the juice now.
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"Oh, Lawdy!"
dudmatic:
We’re Healin’!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“I just wanna smoke a rillo, dude.”
– Exasperated fat guy at pool.
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Time Flies.
Somtimes, you think that life is moving by so quick, it’s hard to keep up with.
Sometimes, you forget just how long it has been since you’ve seen someone.
But it’s been eight years since my cousin Rachael and her three friends were stripped away from this world.
And that’ll be a weight that drags for a long time for my family.
So instead, time is a fly on a wall,...
“You kissed my girlfriend?”
– Old guy at pool.
Dream.
- This girl from high school was sitting on the bathroom counter and puking into the sink.
- I got shot with in the arm, then stomped the hell out of the face of whoever did it.
- People having group sex down a huge set of stairs on a field.
What the hell.
